The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their…
Comedy • Series • 2019 • 2 seasons
Starring: Tiffany Haddish
S1 E1 - You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That
The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup.
Oct 6, 2019
S1 E2 - Taylor Swift is My Friend
Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives.
Oct 13, 2019 • 1h
S1 E3 - Dad, plug your ears!
This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style.
Oct 20, 2019
S1 E4 - Stick It to 'Em
A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns to share some breaking news with Kevin Frazier ("Entertainment Tonight").
Oct 27, 2019 • 1h
S1 E5 - Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment
A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.
Nov 3, 2019
S1 E6 - You've Been Lying to Your Momma?
Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.
Nov 10, 2019
S1 E7 - Turkey in Space
In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.
Nov 17, 2019
S1 E8 - Could I have a $20, Dad?
This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.
Dec 8, 2019
S1 E9 - Santa's Got a Six Pack
On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small packages.
Dec 22, 2019 • 1h
S1 E10 - She's Totally Not Ready
This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.
Jan 5, 2020
S1 E11 - A Thousand Thumbs Up!
"A Thousand Thumbs Up!" – This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.
Jan 12, 2020
S1 E12 - My Work is Done
Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."
Jan 19, 2020
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About This Show
Kids Say the Darndest Things
The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.
Comedy • TV Series • 2019
Details
- Genre
- Comedy
- First aired
- Oct 6, 2019
- Last aired
- Jun 23, 2021
- Status
- Ended
- Episodes
- 20
- Network
- ABC, CBS
- Studio
- CBS Studios, Anvil 1893 Entertainment, She Ready Productions
- Language
- English
- Score
- 7.2 out of 10 from 9 votes