

300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's…
Animation, Comedy • Series • 2015 • 1 season
Starring: James Higuchi, Lee Tockar, Alessandro Juliani
Created by: Matthieu Delaporte, Boris Guillitoeu, Alexis Bacci-Leville, Romain Van Liemt, Alexandre de La Patellière

S1 E1 - Poseidon or Bust
Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E2 - Finders Keepers
The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E3 - Little Miss Swordshine
LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E4 - Ship Wretched
The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E5 - Turkey Leg of Doom
When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E6 - Hair of the God
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E7 - Enter the Octogod
Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E8 - Dead Men Wear Plaid
LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E9 - Bilge Rat Zombies
On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E10 - Ghost of Ships Passed
Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E11 - Night of the Geminis
Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E12 - Ships and Salsa
Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E13 - All A Bored
Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E14 - Club Fed
Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E15 - White Wedding
Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E16 - Saltiest Dogs
Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E17 - Shrieking Violet
Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E18 - Starboard Struck
Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E19 - Get Kraken
Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E20 - Grill of My Dreams
Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E21 - Penguin Law
Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E22 - Shop 'til You Drop Anchor
Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
Apr 26, 2015 • 11m

S1 E23 - Opposites Ahoy
Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
Apr 27, 2015 • 11m

S1 E24 - Udder Chaos
Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
Apr 27, 2015 • 11m

S1 E25 - Out of Key
Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
Apr 27, 2015 • 11m

S1 E26 - Thumb Wars
Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
Apr 27, 2015 • 11m

S1 E27 - One Flew Over the Crow's Nest
LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
Apr 27, 2015 • 11m

S1 E28 - Game On
Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
Apr 27, 2015 • 11m

S1 E29 - Licence to Thrill
Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
Apr 28, 2015 • 11m

S1 E30 - Beast in Show
Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
Apr 28, 2015 • 11m

S1 E31 - Fine Feathered Fiend
Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
Apr 28, 2015 • 11m

S1 E32 - Lumber Jerk
Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
Apr 28, 2015 • 11m

S1 E33 - Father Time
LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
Apr 28, 2015 • 11m

S1 E34 - Manure Overload
Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
Apr 28, 2015 • 11m

S1 E35 - No Sea for Old Salts
Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
Apr 29, 2015 • 11m

S1 E36 - Sealed Fate
Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
Apr 29, 2015 • 11m

S1 E37 - Blunder Down Under
Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
Apr 29, 2015 • 11m

S1 E38 - Engaged in Battle
Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
Apr 29, 2015 • 11m

S1 E39 - Beggars Can't Be Cruisers
The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
Apr 29, 2015 • 11m

S1 E40 - Voyage of the Edam-ed
Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
Apr 29, 2015 • 11m

S1 E41 - Greeced Lightning
Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E42 - The Godd Couple
Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E43 - Gordon's Fish Tale
Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E44 - Love on the Rocks
Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E45 - Malaise of the One Eye
Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E46 - The Future Is Now
The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E47 - Booty Camp
Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E48 - Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E49 - Booty Nights
Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E50 - Fountain of Misspent Youth
The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
Apr 30, 2015 • 11m

S1 E51 - Jungle Booty
Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!
Apr 30, 2015 • 22m
Pirate Express
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
Animation, Comedy • TV Series • 2015