

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
Comedy • Series • 2010 • 4 seasons
Starring: Elaine Carroll
Created by: Elaine Carroll
S1 E1 - Moving Out
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Jan 31, 2010 • 1m
S1 E2 - Moving Day
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Jan 31, 2010 • 1m
S1 E3 - Bodyguard
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Jan 31, 2010 • 2m
S1 E4 - Baby
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Jan 31, 2010 • 2m
S1 E5 - Baby Daddy
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Feb 8, 2010 • 2m
S1 E6 - Depressed
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Mar 1, 2010 • 2m
S1 E7 - Hangover
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
Mar 1, 2010 • 2m
S1 E8 - Fight
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
Mar 1, 2010 • 2m

S1 E9 - Philip Seymour Hoffman
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Mar 13, 2010 • 2m

S1 E10 - Cat
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
Apr 4, 2010 • 1m

S1 E11 - Back to School
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Apr 4, 2010 • 2m

S1 E12 - Extension
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
Apr 11, 2010 • 1m

S1 E13 - Paper
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
Apr 11, 2010 • 1m

S1 E14 - Crush
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
Apr 18, 2010 • 1m

S1 E15 - Ashleyguard
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Apr 18, 2010 • 2m

S1 E16 - Nightmare
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
Apr 26, 2010 • 2m

S1 E17 - Zac Efron
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
Apr 29, 2010 • 2m

S1 E18 - Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
May 3, 2010 • 2m

S1 E19 - Gun
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
May 3, 2010 • 2m
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Very Mary-Kate
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
Comedy • TV Series • 2010