
The Pub Landlord’s rules are a pint for the fella and a glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. It might be the 21st century but the landlord’s gaff is…
Comedy • Series • 2000 • 2 seasons
Starring: Phil Daniels, Al Murray, David Walliams

S1 E1 - A Woman's Place
The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.
Sep 11, 2000 • 30m

S1 E2 - Never Confused
Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.
Sep 18, 2000 • 30m

S1 E3 - Hoppy Birthday
The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.
Sep 25, 2000 • 30m

S1 E4 - Monkey's Uncle
The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.
Oct 2, 2000 • 30m

S1 E5 - King Barsteward
Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.
Oct 9, 2000 • 30m

S1 E6 - Date with Density
A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.
Oct 16, 2000 • 30m

S1 E7 - Getting Diggy with It...
The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.
Oct 23, 2000 • 30m

S1 E8 - The Pub That Forgot Time...
The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.
Oct 30, 2000 • 30m

S1 E9 - Fawkes/Off
The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.
Nov 6, 2000 • 30m

S1 E10 - Help! The Aged
The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.
Nov 13, 2000 • 30m

S1 E11 - More Tea Vicky?
Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.
Nov 20, 2000 • 30m

S1 E12 - Day of the Trivheads
The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.
Nov 27, 2000 • 30m

S1 E13 - Greetings Stout Yeoman
A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.
Dec 4, 2000 • 30m

S1 E14 - Only When I Laugh
The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.
Dec 11, 2000 • 30m

S1 E15 - Playing Silly Buggers
The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.
Dec 18, 2000 • 30m

S1 E16 - Bar Humbug
The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.
Dec 25, 2000 • 30m

S1 E17 - New Year's Steve
Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.
Jan 1, 2001 • 30m

S1 E18 - The Return of Martin Greer
The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.
Jan 8, 2001 • 30m

S1 E19 - Jukebox Fury
Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.
Jan 15, 2001 • 30m

S1 E20 - Farts of Darkness
Terry mourns for his late mother.
Jan 22, 2001 • 30m

S1 E21 - A Dave, A Dave-O
Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.
Jan 29, 2001 • 30m

S1 E22 - All the World's a Stag
Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.
Feb 5, 2001 • 30m
S1 E23 - It's a Wonderful Pint
The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.
Dec 25, 2001 • 30m
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Time Gentlemen Please
The Pub Landlord’s rules are a pint for the fella and a glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. It might be the 21st century but the landlord’s gaff is the last bastion of all things normal. He ain’t interested in change. It’s just the way things are, and don’t you or anybody else go questioning it.
Comedy • TV Series • 2000