

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market…
Comedy, Crime • Movie • 2026 • 1h 36m
Starring: Francis Soetens, Rodolphe Burger
Director: Claude Schmitz
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Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
Comedy, Crime • Movie • 2026